Antfarm Dickhole

Well, maybe you want to watch. I had low hope for this movie, but those hopes were higher than the movie turned out to be. It isn't anywhere near the worst movie in my collection. I have movies I've never managed to sit through. I made it through this one. The acting is bad. The dialog is bad. The filming is bad. The special effects bad. I laughed a little, but not enough. I'll probably watch it again just to inflict it on other people.

This is my first exposure to the genius of "Bill Zebub," but it won't be my last. Antfarm Dickhole should be required viewing by anyone crazy enough to get into ultra low budget filmmaking. There is no acting, directing or photography to speak of, only a bunch of lumpy goth/metal type guys in their late 30s and plump stripper/groupie type girls in their early 20s saying and doing insane things for your amusement. And in that regard, Antfarm Dickhole is a total success. It is constantly amusing, from start to finish. The-- uhh-- plot--- is about a guy tormented by bullies who gets help from a colony of army ants that live in his urethra. Many indie films have what is called "sub-Kevin Smith dialogue." I'd describe what's in Antfarm Dickhole as "super-Kevin Smith dialogue." Plus, I learned more in 90 minutes about the world of ants and the harmful effects of UV rays than I ever learned in seven years of high school.

I love to laugh. I thought a movie this ridiculous would bring a lot of laughter. However, it did not. It was the worst and dumbest movie I've ever seen. After watching it, I took it out of the DVD player and put it directly into the garbage can.

The plot is really wacky; the "acting' was conspicuouly absent and the special effects were laughable. Even the pretty naked girls could not save it. I hope it was the producers' intent to maakeit a comedy flick.

If you are already a fan of Bill Zebub, then why are you reading this you should already own this movie. It is by far one of his best works. If you are not a fan of Mr. Zebub and/or the B movie genre then this is not for you. However if you like clever writing, outrageous original ideas, and some gratutious nudity you will love it. Also, most copies of Antfarm also include a bonus film "Assmonster". While this is not his best film you'll still get a few laughs out of it.

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This movie is a riot. One of Bill Zebub's finest comedies. If you liked the humor in "Spooked" or "Dolla Morte", you'll LOVE "Antfarm Dickhole". What happens to a poor guy who is constantly bullied when an ant crawls inside his urethra & lays eggs & the killer South American army ants start living inside him? Well, you have to watch the movie to find out... But let's just say they'll do anything to protect their "home". This movie is funny and weird and has a great cast of characters. If you love Bill Zebub's movies, this will quickly become one of your favorites! If you enjoy Independent films with low budget horror, great gags and a refreshingly original storyline, then again: This movie is for YOU! Check out "Antfarm Dickhole" and you too will have ants in your pants!

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Low budget greatness. Not for everyone.

Antfarm Dickhole is based on a true story which is very silly and something you cannot take seriously! Bill Zebub may not appeal to everyone as he may be too wierd and his style of films he makes are not your average low budget films they are very low budget and very weird but I back Zebub hes a fantastic director and film writer. Antfarm Dickhole is asn example of the monsterous mind of Zebub. you should give Zebub films a go but a piece of advice would be to not expect a typical film as you'll get something weird and un expected. Antfarm dickhole is not one of his best films but its still very well made for Zebub and will push him higher to gaining more sucsess he deserves more hype.