Happy Egg Large Free Range Eggs, 6 pack

As eggspected lol

Good eggs

Good size eggs with lovely orange yolk

Eggcellent

NA

Great thanks

Excellent taste and value for money

Superb eggs. I've eaten a lot of eggs in my life, and I would say 80% of them are OK with their lot in life, but I wouldn't go as far to say they were happy. With these eggs, when opening the carton, the first feeling I had was 'these guys are content eggs.' Because they were so happy, I felt bad about eating them. I dressed one of them up in doll's clothes and called her Margaret. Things were fine at first, but then one day I came home from work and found Margaret had drawn a picture of clown staring out of a window on a cloudy day looking depressed. I ignored it at first, putting it down to Margaret being an artist and going through the usual artistic throws of self-obsession mixed with pity and the right amount of delusion equating to a sense of unfulfilled purpose. To explain the full story would take too long, and indeed would be a book, but today Margaret is a postman in Gravesend in Kent - she's happier these days, has a kid, though is divorced (I know, who isn't?). I guess, just looking back, I wish Margaret hadn't stolen my ID and flown to China to poison their King. It was unnecessary. I was going to propose and think we had a real shot at making it. Anyway, like I say, I could go on but the point is the other eggs were really the happiest eggs I've ever eaten and the quality is high and I do recommend them.