Nicky Soft Touch, 32 Rolls of Toilet Tissue, 2-Ply

Good priceSkinny rolls

Very good product

I never thought I’d be the kind of person to wax poetic about toilet roll, but here we are. Life’s full of surprises, and sometimes they come in the form of a 32 pack of Nicky.It all started on a quiet Sunday morning. I was doing my usual Big Shop online, minding my own business, when the algorithm whispered to me, “You deserve better. You deserve Nicky.”And honestly, I did.Fast forward to the next day, and a delivery driver is staggering up the path under the weight of what looks like a marshmallow fortress. 32 rolls. A bounty of bum comfort. Enough to see us through the next couple of weeks, ice age or at least another lockdown.Now, let’s be clear, Nicky isn’t Velvet. It doesn’t whisper “you’re royalty” to your backside, and no one’s mistaking it for a silk scarf. But it’s not sandpaper either. It’s good, honest toilet roll. Dependable. No nonsense. The sort of loo roll that probably pays its taxes early and keeps a tin of biscuits for guests.The first test came the next morning. Nature called, and I answered, armed with Nicky. And I have to say, it was a comfortable experience. Not “I’m floating on clouds” comfortable, but definitely “I’m not wincing” comfortable. It’s soft enough to be kind, sturdy enough that your finger doesn’t stage a surprise appearance. You know what I mean.....By roll five, I realised something profound, Nicky had become part of the household. It was there for the tears, the spills, the alcohol disasters, and that time my husband dropped spaghetti sauce on his shirt and said, “Pass us some of the posh stuff.”We stacked the rolls like Tetris champions, a proud monument to preparedness. My mother came round and raised an eyebrow. “Thirty two rolls?” she asked. “Yes,” I said, looking her dead in the eye, “and every single one of them is worth it.”Weeks later, I still get a little thrill when I see the delivery driver staggering towards the door with the marshmallow mountain, pristine, pure, the guardian of the porcelain throne.It’s not the thick granted, velvety stuff that makes you question if it’s morally right to be that soft. But it’s reliable. It’s got grit (metaphorically, not literally, thank God). It’s the kind of toilet roll that says, “I’ve got you, mate.”In conclusion:Nicky Toilet Roll. Not luxury, but legacy. Not silk, but safety. And if you’ve ever known the sheer panic of running out mid-sit, you’ll understand, a 32-pack of this stuff isn’t just toilet roll.It’s peace of mind. Delivered by subscription.

Really enjoyed wiping my arse with this product, so much better than using stinging nettles

Good quality excellent value for the money

This is the cheap Nicky and not the brand I know and love that I normally get from Home Bargains!! It's so thin you have to make a boxing glove out of it to wipe your bum! It's cheap for a reason people!!

Great value for money

We've had this toilet roll before; we found it to be okay. Not brilliant but decent enough for the price. We usually use Cushelle which is good. I don't know what possessed me last month, but I bought this (for the sake of a couple of quid saving).What have they done? This is horrific toilet roll! I wouldn't even call it average. Cheap and thoroughly nasty stuff. So thin that you end up doubling up and even then, it's not enough. It tears in use (yuck). And it won't flush! Why the hell do we have to double up on a long flush to get this terrible toilet roll to go down the toilet?!!! What have they done to it to make it so unabsorbent to water that it forms an air bubble underneath and won't flush?!In this day and age of water saving (not least for our bills), I don't appreciate battling to get toilet roll to go down the toilet. And this also answers Amazon's review prompt on 'absorbency', of which it has none.Amazon's comfort prompt gets 1/10. Roll size is irrelevant being since you need to double up, but it's average I guess. Quilting? Can't see any I'm afraid. It's a bit rich to expect quilting on toilet roll of this thickness and quality anyway!Absolutely cannot recommend regardless of how cheap it is. Unless you want to use it in public toilets.

Very good

Great purchase well last me a while thanks to the delivery guy great job

Quality is ok,, very slow delivery though

Do not buy.is a nasty scam

Good price, delivery in timr